emachine

i got one with windows xp home w/sp2

mine has a
AMD 2700+ 2.2 ghz
samsung 2700 512 ram
radeon 9200se 128mb graphics card

9👍 77👎

alucard

Son of Count Dracula ... supernatural powers to any who use this alias within the Gaming Realms ......

(After someone killed 100+ cstrike players) 'OMFG YOU JUST CRANKED THE MINIMUM CRITERIA FOR AN ALUCARD!'

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Benton

has the fattest man ass around bald and looks like Caillou, probably likes penis even though they are Christian and fucks his own cats was bullied in elementary now is gay and likes gay henti

oh your gay you must be Benton
you look like Caillou must Benton
you fuck cats you must be Benton

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Three-toad Sloth

A sloth which uses three toads to wipe his ass.

Argh. it looks like a three-toad sloth was here.

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jrl

Jedi's Running Loose.

The hardcorest mo fawkers out der. They will fuck any mother fuka up aight, even hrl.

person 1: oh yay its jrl!
*lightsaber noise*
jrl: fear not, young padawan.
hrl: OH NOES
tkm: oh baby

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carribean meat missile

an unusually large black cock which can penentrate any woman of its choosing through force and or rape.

Look at the carribean meat missile.
Often shortened o meat missile or carribean. ie. he has a fuck off carribean
you dont have a meat missile.!

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Benton Penner

Masons brother he got arrested for being to fucking sick mr.lowens secret lover

you got arrested your such a Benton Penner