dumberer

Dumber than Dumb

What comes when u try and make a sequal to dumb and dumber

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gobbly

to sound like a turkey

that was gobbly

9👍 15👎

gandalf

The coolest character in the Lord of the Rings

Frodo: Hey, Gandalf, how do I get rid of this god damn ring?
Gandalf: My friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.

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rise against

One of the best punk bands ever. Awesome, heartfelt lyrics ranging from love to politics to life in general, loud punding voice and amazing drums.

the years unfold in one moment
the voices that we heard so loud
are now suddenly silenced
inside this crowd
and you're surrounded by the lives
of those who found something to hold
so bringing everybody down
is all you know

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Random

God of all that is chaos.

he is your daddy

look there is random

1👍 10👎

Slut

A girl who puts out quickly and with little need of money to get her wet.

Damm that slut was easy, took me ten minutes from hello to her hell yes!!

122👍 1346👎

email me

A polite way of saying piss off.

-You're not going out tonight.
- Whatever, email me.

10👍 21👎