slurpy machine

It's a tool of the devil.

I pissed in the slurpy machine.

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you swear

you mean thats happening

"I just got some"
"You swear, got some"

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liger

a result in when a lion and tiger breed.

ligers, and thier close cousins, tigons are all unisex.

look what came out of that lion/tiger! a liger/tigon!

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egging

The act of throwing eggs. Targets can be either random or predetermined, and can include houses, cars, people or general city property.
Inflicts damage on houses, and is annoyingly hard to clean off cars and clothes, at times impossible.
An enjoyable experience.

"Hey I've got my mum's car today, want to go egging?"
"Eh. May as well."

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Genious

I actually think this is the way that I have spelt this word since I learnt to write and I have not, until now, been corrected.

So what does this tell us about the British Education System? Well, that it is run by a load of geniouses (shouldnt that be genii?! ahhh who cares!).

Anyway, seeing as this word isn't defined in the Oxford Dictionary I have turned to Urban instead.

Genious is the term used to describe Katie and Ellie and all their wonderful words such as ponchomania, wicca wicca blazin squad, elemayoand sore throat.

Those two are utter geniousness personified!

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filch

To nick, or steal, something.

"That dirty little kid filched five pasties from me pantry last week!"

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Penny Hardaway

The best mother fuckin basketball player ever....


Next to MJ

DAMN! Penny is tight as fuck!

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