good lord

used mostly by old women instead of HOLY SHIT!

"Good Lord it's hot outside" should be
"Hole shit its fuckin hot outside!"

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Your mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mother

Your great great great great great grandmother.

"My mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mother's dead!"

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Animals Rights

See oxymoron

Animals have rights!

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Taco Belle

A lesbian; any female that particularly enjoys playing with/licking/eating pussy

Ellen Degeneres is such a Taco Belle

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hot dog

A dog penis.
Not taken with mustard or anything of the sort.

The reproductive organ of a dog.

A wigger bent over and let a dog mount and knot in his asshole.

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bloodbrother

nadefucker

the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy nadefucker

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J.A.P.

acronym for Jewish American Princess

There were a lot of people in my college from Long Island. All the girls were JAP's

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