a dildo that is kept in a sock inbetween uses
Jane took out her sock puppet and used it to pleasure herself in ways her boyfriend's cock cant
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A county in England that is full of patriotic wankers who think Cornwall should be its own country. Renowned for beating up tourists and stupid accents.
Oh no, I stepped in Cornwall, that will take weeks to clean off!
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One who rolls on ecstasy and then drops acid right after.
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having explosive diarrhea
after that munging trip we took i had a horrible case of the green apple splatters
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