Punkd

kick ass show Ashton Kutcher is the man. Go John Deer

yo jonny lets go watch punkd man!

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Avril Lavinge

a POSEUR! she claims to be "punk" but uh..sorry sweetie..have you listened to your own music??!? and people that arent really into punk but are into the mainstream stuff think theyr punk just cuz they like her and think that all "punks" like her..i wouldnt care if she KNEW that she was a POP STAR..but she cant even fuckin spell BOY you LOSER! and made "sk8er" popular but doesnt mean its cool buy anyways..

"Hi my name is avril lavigne and im a stupid ass canadian poseur who cant spell and used to wear ties but doesnt anymore because people copied me or so i thought becuase i actually copied them but the stupid little poseur teens dont know that and they think theyr cool just because they wear ties and have my stupid t shirts and my stupid cd's n crap"

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coaster

1) A unusable Compact Disc which failed during a "burn" process, its only use is now a COASTER

2) A witty and highly attractive person

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mall security

Fake cops
Their police gear includes a flash light and roll of quarters to call the real cops when things get intense

I got stopped by a mall cop because me and my friend had a plastic gun we bought a the dollar store (in the mall). We almost got kicked out of the mall for "possession of a replica of a firearm."

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grind

A dance performed in which the female protrudes her buttocks, and the male rubs with his genitals, to the beat of accomanying music. Tends to chaff the penis. ouch...

i ginded her so hard, i couldn't fuck her.

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lexington, ma

Ignorant town of spoiled, ridiculously ridiculous idiots. Town's biggest heros=Paul Revere and that guy who won survivor.

Textbook- birthplace of American liberty
In reality- birthplace of a bunch of stupid bitchy people who will never do anything good for this world except for die.

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Princess

my best friend a real princess thru and thru and he has the tiara to boot

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