bellend

The head of a penis

I'd love to give Rachel Stevens one hell of a bellending

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Gun Kata

Throught analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights.The cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element.The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon.each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone.Inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents.While keeping the defendant clear of the statistical traditional trajectories of return fire.By the masters of this art your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%.The difference of a 63% increased lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.

The guns becomes part of the body

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mason jar

A. A jar for masonry

I hold my masonry in my mason jar.

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rolls

E., extacy

i rolled so hard last night

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common sense

An oxymoron

Sense isn't common here on earth

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SorCal

aka California, aka a mixture of So and Nor Cal. Common folks, can't we all just get along.

SorCal is HELLA CHILL!

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medusa

An extremely beautiful girl who happens to be bitchy from time to time.

Kacie is such a medusa.

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