Plate Captain

Slang for waiter, as used by Zaphod Beeblebrox

"Hand me the rap-rod, plate captain"

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Pink Pigeon

The pink pigeon is an endangered species. However, it is improvin g the population status through several orginizatriopn. At one time there were on 15-20 bird in the wild, while now there are 200. An estimated 500 birds will be in the wild within the next five years.

"The pink pigeon is a cute bird!"

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tim armstrong

the hottest old guy singer and the best guitar player in the world....

uh...time is hot

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pepsi

PEPSI it brings your ancestors back from the freakin' dead so drink up!!!!!!

drink the pepsi now!!!!!! and stop listening to Linkin Park!!! coke is good too but it doesnt bring back your ancestors

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pepsi

Pepsi Brings back your dead ancestors!!!

SO remember to drink your pepsi!!!!!!

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autocad

Good program if your tool with no life that likes operating a program made for a 5-year old kid in the retard class with no eyes.

"I spent the last 25 yrs of my life drawing this octagonal house in autoCAD. I did it on june 2nd 1965."

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computer ketchup

Exactly What it looks like

This computer ketchup is better than that regular kind, or that purple kind.

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