smuff

the improper form of schma a word used by spud in the tv show "undergrads"

schma=smuff+ sentence+ funny words

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squelch

To hijack, or pilfer

"Oi - she just Squelched my car!"

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boyfriend

a guy who you care a lot about (and who cares about you an equal amount) in which you are in a relationship with. Good ones are very hard to find...

girl - "i care about you a lot."
boy - "i care about you a lot, too. I'm glad we're together."

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warlock

also, a guitar made by B.C. Rich

you can see Kerry King, of Slayer, play a custom warlock

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chewed up big red

euphemism for vagina. specifically the clitoral region.

Girl, your vagina looks like chewed up Big Red.

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bored

word kids use to describe themselves when they are trying to lead up to a dirty question

Hey I am bored, what about you?

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may wee

This word derives from the french "mais oui" (yes) and is used when in accordance with anything someone says.

Ellie (half of katie and ellie) thinks she is amusing to define it using the example that katie is stalking someone in H&M. This is utter rubbish, the story goes that once I liked him about 5 years ago. Oh, ignore her if she mentions anyone from john lewis too! Little stiring bitch!

Please feel free to look up some of our other words
-katie and ellie
-ponchomania
-wicca wicca balzin' squad
-sore throat
-elemayo
-genious

-Does katie like someone real from school? and oh, is ellie a weirdo?!
-may weeeeeeee

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