Eheu

(Latin): An exclamation of sorrow or anger; Oh no!, Oh dear!

Eheu! You just completely got your shit ruined! Eheu!!!1

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Rusty Mike

get naked, sit indian style, do a handstand while still indian style, crap, and roll the crap down ur back and stall it on the back of ur neck.

"man josh did the rusty mike perfectly"

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zon

the sun in Dutch

umbrella; sunshade - in English
zondek - in Dutch
zondek: zon - "sun", dek - "roof"

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Rugby

rugby- cavemen type game played by those lackiing the skills needed for afl.

he plays rugby because he is too fat for afl

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darknez

An older form of 'dz'. An ap.

darknez likes girls.

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ford

Found
ON
ROAD
MOTHERUCKING DEAD

did you see that ford lol , some hoodlums dropped it onto the struts and made off with the tires and rims.

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Naff all

"Nothing at all" in a derogatory way.
Similar to (but not as rude/crude as): Fuck all, Sod all or Bugger all
A lot stronger (but less funny) than: Zilch or Dibbly squit

You stayed in and did naff all today and you expect me to clean the house and cook dinner the minute I come back from work.

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