ros bif

A silly insult used by the Frogs to define the British, apparently because we eat too much roast beef.

(Note the lack of dashes)

Jacques: Tu es un ros bif!
Nigel: Qui a mangé toutes les tortes?

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Jeekez

Something that is just like sooo fucking lame

John loves purple rhino asses...
he is soooo jeekez

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Code Daemon

A Code Daemon, is a remarkable thing, usually with learning difficulties and strange behavioural attitudes; tendancy to be habbit forming, or even become agitated because of because. Coming from a kind of daemon, its probably not surprising that we are so weird afterall.

a code daemon daemons code. simple. isnt it?

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boink

The old American equivalent to "shag."

Boinking is good, because it is generic for almost any heavy sexual activity.

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fiddle

to gently rub or play with: tickle

He fiddled my asshole.

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resplieded

A hybrid combination of the words 'replied' and 'responded'. Typically used when writing a story and you grow weary of using the same two words over and over.

"I suck at drawing sad smiley faces," Adam said.
"Well, that's a disappointment," Greg resplieded.

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titiflumungus

Extremely large nipples on very small boobs

i saw Mark Deskas mom naked, she had titiflumungus.

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