nose noodle

When you pick your nose, and a bogie is attached to both your nose and finger simultaneously and is very very long and refuses to let go

Kyle picked his nose and a nose noodle came out

spew poo

It's when you have a sloop wet shit and bits of organic matter are visible and describable.

Catherine made a spew poo and looked into the bowl and forget she ate corn lat night.

Shnadler

Someone who gets off from sniffing used bicycle seats

After Catherine got off the bicycle, Kyle came, and sniffed the seat. Such a shnadler