boys will be boys

What soccer moms say when their son has just done something AWFUL. This statement implies that any negative behavior should be excused on the grounds that boys are always doing things that are wrong, and need to be treated with a degree of leniency that borders on insanity.

Bystander: Oh my God, that kid is raping a nun!!
Soccer Mom: <Fake Laugh> Oh, well, you know. Boys will be boys. I'm sure he just had a hard day at school.

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couche tard

An extremely dumb or annoying person; can be shortened to simply "couche".

Stop being a couche tard!
You're such a couche.

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Cretin

An encourageable greenhorn. No matter how much you try, the person has no idea of what he is being instructed, nor does he care. The person is hopeless

That asshole cretin couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. He'll never learn.

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Strap

to jerk off (Philly slang)

Strapper - a jerk off
Strap Artist - a jerk off
Straphappy - masturbates too much

Ignore him, he's real strap artist.

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Niggerotic

Used by the "ole skool gangstas" in and around Peckham, London for centuries.

"Hey hey ma nigger, that shits niggerotic!!!"

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Profanity Loophole

1. An exploitation of electronic censorship programs' limmited scope in preventing profane language and letting users enter text at the same time.

"Herpes mongering man-whore" is a phrase allowed by many a "profanity free" chatroom.

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hunny

1. Woman usually seen in the company of rappers, pimps, gang members, etc... This term usually implies that said woman is attractive, but results may vary.

2. Used before "bunny" in an incredibly white, suburban context, usually to reffer to one's spouse.

1. Sir Mix-A-Lot definitely would've dedicated "Baby Got Back" to his hunny.

2. Hunny-bunny, could you get the champagne? That would be corking.

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