bricking it

When someone is shit scared or in a scary situation, they are going to crap in they're pants.

He was bricking it, before I even took a swing at him.

I was bricking it the first time I went on a plane.

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Lew note

Any IOU for a gambling debt of $60. Size, roughly 3"x7 1/2"

After this poker game I'll owe you a Lew note.

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lew note

any IOU for a gambling debt of $60.
Size: roughly 3"x8"

After this poker game I'll have to owe you a lew note.

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lewnote

any gambling debt of $60

After this poker game I'll have to give you a lewnote.

maclean

Deriviative from the name Sarah, it is usually used to emote a vibe of humour, and occassional intoxication.

That's so maclean!

That's so funny maclean!

You were SO maclean last night!

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dribbling

1. What the elderly do when they reach a level of senility otherwise defined as "unable to control all physical function".

2. What basketball players do when moving to avoid a travelling violation; akin to "bouncing".

3. What sloppy girls do after finishing fellatio.

1. That old guy is dribbling applesauce everywhere, and appears to think that I'm his grand-nephew.

2. Shaq is dribbling the ball all over the court.

3. That hooker is dribbling cum all over the motel room.

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Cricket Bat

n: a implement used in that most booring of sports, cricket. Also perhaps the best cure for depression/anxiety/stress/insomnia/annoying siblings/tax collectors/salesmen money can buy (exept perhaps alcohol). To operate: hold the bat by the thin end (or handle) and then administer a sharp blow to the head with the large flat end, repeat if necissary until your vision becomes blurred/dissapears entirely.

would you be interested in buying....oooow

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