dirty burger

a burger acquired from an unverifiable source, such as as a late night snack following kicking out time at a nightclub. Usually sold from a mobile kitchen. Often very worthwhile - they can be tasty, filling and inexspensive, especially when sold in daylight hours on main roads to sober drivers and passengers, but when sold to drunks after midnight will probably consist of stray cats and toast. Origin - Midlands, UK.

next little chef is about ten miles up - wait - Pull over! pull over! it's the dirty burger van! We're saved!

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dick-hard

Hard, tight, off the hook, very nice.

That car is dick-hard.

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Sweetageness

Expression used when you think something is sweet.

John:" I got a new car." Steve:" Sweetageness."

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chixploitation

The exploitation of beautiful women ("chix"), commonly used as a selling point of otherwise awful movies, eg Charlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle. Similar to Blacksploitation, eg Blackula.

Sure the chixploitation flick didn't have a plot, but that upskirt shot of Cameron Diaz ensures that video sales will be excellent

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pouch fucker

Man who likes to have sex with marsupials

Man is my boss a real pouch fucker

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steeds

short verbalism of STDs (sexually transmitted diseases, idiot).

yo, that guys is swarming in steeds.

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Ceadrophelia

The sexual desire to rape and kill paedophiles

I'm a Ceadrophelia

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