nodding donkey

A long, up and down blowjob - named after the action of the "nodding donkey" oil pumps in the inland oil fields of Texas.

shame she's gone, she gave real good head. not the usual - a proper nodding donkey session. *w00*

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clutch

Clutch is something really sweet.

"I got an A on my paper." "Oh that was clutch" Also see clutchbag

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jewsus

And then God looked upon Jesus and said "Son, if thoust not cross upon this river great, ye be judged eternaly"
And so Jesus, after taking a running start, charged at the river in an atempt to walk across. And so Jesus died that day, and his body was never recovered. But God got over it when he met Mosses. Mosses merely split the river and walked across the dry bottom...
God addopted Mosses as his son and from then on his name was Jewsus.

Beum That Jewsus is wicked awesome!
Also brought about Christmakah

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yo

A noun of reference to someone, usauly refering to males. Also meaning "he", "his", or "him".

Yo, come hear for a second.
Yo said he got banked yesterday.

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phoney homie

someone who is a homosexual, purely for the reason of blending in with the crowd

lady: Carl isn't gay, he's just a phoney homie.
man:dammit!

Wax

NyNiCk said:
"People seem to think to "wax" something or to "wax" someone is strictly to fuck or bust a nut. "Wax" also means for a male to perform fellatio on a female."

You cannot perform fellatio on a female. The correct word for performing oral sex on a female is cunnilingus. Whether performed by a male or female is irrelevant.

You can only perform fellatio on a man.

My girlfriend and I did a 69 last night. She performed fellatio on me while I was performing cunnilingus on her.

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iron pipe of fuck-nasty

another word for dick; more powerful than the average

1)Wanna take a ride on the iron pipe of fuck-nasty?

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