curry bum

a fiery rebellion of the bowels, caused by undigested spices irritating the gut and propmpting violent evacuation of said tract.

"jim mate, get off the pot, I need a slash"
"No way man, got curry bum,I'm here for the night. uuurgh"

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non-offensive swears

Kind of like non-alcoholic beer, or decafinated sugar-free soda. Why swear if you're not going to piss people off?

"Fudge, sugar, butt, witch, Booke Shields" just isn't as good as "fuck, shit, ass, bitch, Barbara Striesand".

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that's the way the cookie crumbles

A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.

Person 1: I never win anything
Person 2: Thats the way the cookie crumbles

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Wassim

An act by a person that dumbfounds others.

To ask her out you called her fat? You pulled a Wassim.

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scatty

Someone who is messy, or generally disorganised. They could also be lanky, or wear scraggy clothes. See scatter scat

Look at that creature emeril, how very scatty.

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Soul

1. The idea of an embodiment of human decency, intellect, and life-force. A certain intangible that makes people "human".

2. Something most people who post on this site would apparently sell for a large fries and a Big-Gulp drink at McDonald's.

1. Even though the existence of a soul can't be proven, many people feel "connected to" others, or that humans are superior to animals in an undefinable way.

2. Milhouse gave Bart $5 for his soul on the Simpsons -- at the time this was supposed to be farcical, but like most of satire, this incedent has become a direct parallel of reality.

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lo0ol

The extreme of lol (laugh out loud), lmao (laugh my ass off), and rotfl (roll on the floor laughing). Used in instant messenging when you can't express how much you're laughing when you're on the computer or a phone.

Someone says something really funny and then you type, "lo0ol".

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