unthoughtlessness

A way of saying thoughtfull but at the same time making it sound like you're the kind of guy/girl who uses big words

Mary: John gave me flowers today on our anniversary.

Hank: I admire his unthoughtlessness.

magnifican't

Something that you say when someone cannot achieve something that would glorify them if they managed to do it.

Guy: I wish i could beat the hidden level 40,000 on Pacman. That would make me so good.

Girl: haha, Magnifican't

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stealing the monkey's banana

To take something of great importance from someone, purely for the purpose of laughing at them.
i.e taking a monkey's banana from it.

David: "I think I'll go steal that deaf kid's hearing aid. Just for shits and giggles."

Marcie: "You can't just go stealing the monkey's banana like that!"

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