parents

the chains around your ankles until you've managed to a) runaway b) obtain a stable job and stable income c) die d) turn 18.

i'd be getting laid if it weren't for my parents.

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snexy

Sexy, having a relation of or to being sexy, having sexual appeal, being sex-a-ble(See sex-a-ble)

Oh, that boy sure is one snexy bitch!

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grebbly

something that is so good, you can't really talk about it without ruining it for you or someone else.

Guy 1: Ahh, man, i went to see that new movie, and it was so...
Guy 2: So what?
Guy 1: Grebbly.

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gloop

a noise that is made when something gooey happens. i.e. when you are vianized.

oh no! i just heard the gloop!

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making cake

making out

We were making cake at the movies.

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I have to pizzle fo rizzle

I have to pee for real.

"Where's the bathroom?"
"Why?"
"I have to pizzle fo rizzle."

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libble

A cross between a lick and a nibble. Done affectionately toward someone you like.

She libbled him gently and hugged him tight.

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