shisty

Also spelled "schisty" means to be shady or cheap.

Hitting on your friends man is schisty.

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reef rash

An injury to a surfer after they get dragged across a reef.

Nick had major reef rash on his arm after he hit that reef off the point.

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Purple Apple

a fruit that is incredibly cool and stuff. used to be random when you feel unorriginal. no dirty connotation in canada. pure innocence and i invented it.

wat are you going to do today?
i dunno, probably apple, purple or generic.

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ugly duckling syndrome

Beautiful people who didn't get pretty until high school or later, and were nice because they were ugly. The niceness carries over through life.

She's got ugly ducking syndrome.

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vampires

immortals that seduce their prey, which are humans, and then suck their blood. vamp = one that inhibits a dead corpse; which is why vampires in general have pale skin. the teenage gothic/goth scene has taken vampirism to a humourous and real but trendy level, which is why vampirism isn't taken seriously. ie; vampires aren't real. purely fiction of a demented irishman, bram stoker. but there are and have been murderers that have sprouted tales like dracula and nosferatu and are infamous for biting and/or knifing their victims and draining the blood. i've never heard of an asian vampire.

Tom Cruise.

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constripulos

A person who uses rather large words in order to sound smart, when they really aren't.

I wish he would use normal words instead of being constripulos cause we know he is really a moron.

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school

School is a place where wiggers try to get too much attention (in class, in hallways, incafeteria etc.) School is supposed to help you practice for the futur, and practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why bother practicing?

Oh no! A wigger! Oh my god... purses everywhere... Oh look! we can see his boxers, his pants are down to his knees!

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