Zinnia

Zinnia is one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. She is sweet and beautiful, she also has an amazing sense of humor. She loves to dance and she’s very artist. She the greatest friend you could ever have so don’t let go of that. If you ever meet a Zinnia don’t let her go or you’ll regret it.

Boy: did you seen zinnia today?

Other boy: ya she looked beautiful

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[5th Base]

When you masturbate into your significant other's waiting hand, a huge turn-on for most

When your significant other lets you ejaculate into his or her hand, it is often cited as one of the greatest acts of affection your spouse can show you

Dude #1: Dude, I pleased my girlfriend last night, and then she started jerking me off and it was really hot, but she didn't think I was enjoying it, so she stopped.

I told that I loved it and needed to release, otherwise I would get blue-balled; but she wasn't really in the mood after that. So she gave me a choice: go masturbate in the bathroom by myself or she would limply kiss me and cup her hand under my erect penis to catch my love juice.

I gave her some plastic wrap and she caught my jizz in her loving hand, preventing from it from going into my pants or on the carpet; it was a good night!


Dude #2: Holy shit dude, you're such a pimp, you totally just got to 5th Base! We need to celebrate, lemme buy you some Pop; you are a Man now.

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