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The sex position of choice is the during the seventies. It is like the popular ’69,’ but a decade later in the disco inferno we call the seventies. Like the sixty-nine, the woman lays on top of the man head-to- toe where both partners can execute oral sex to the others genitals. Make sure the woman is on top so she can use a full head and neck motion to perform her fellatio. The main difference is that the woman, while performing oral sex, sticks her finger up the guy’s ass. This is due to the fact that several years after its heyday, disco and all its leisure suit glory is seen as “kinda gay.” If enacted correctly, both partners will soon be climaxing with full orgasms that coincide to the beat of “That’s the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I like it (uh-huh, uh-huh.)”

Dude, she got up to the second knuckle when we 79'd.

by Austin March 27, 2005

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MVP

MVP is either

Most Valueable player
or
Monster Vs Player

Monster VS player is usally used when
fight a very STRONG monster in a MMORPG

#1:Dude, did you here about the new MVP?

#2: Bye, I am gonna go MVP a strong monster!

by Austin December 13, 2004

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gweeto

a stereotypical italian with greased back hair and huge gold chains, that talks like a mobster but in reality is still suckling his mommys teet.

God damn i hate gweeto mother fuckers

by Austin March 14, 2005

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T.A.D.

tad stands for titties and a dick

Leah Shultz=T.A.D. or That T.A.D.'s name is Leah

by Austin November 12, 2003

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illy

A cigarette which is dipped in Fermaldahyde solution, which when smoked, contains a form of PCP.

wat's the dilly? let's smoke sum illy

by Austin February 15, 2004

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stin wigger

a new breed of wiggers. these are not the jamie kennedy wiggers from malibu's most wanted. although they listen to rap, dress in baggy clothing, sag, wear tobagins and do-rags, and do drugs. they don't talk use slang like "dawg, yo, fo shizzle, homes" and almost never say they r from the ghetto, and are very aware of thier skin color. yet they do say words like "straight" and "tight". although they are commonly accepted by the black comunity and raely made fun of, they still face riducule from punks and hardcore wiggers for not converting totally to one kind of persona.

eminem is a stin wigger.

by Austin February 7, 2004

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Lindsay sex

When a man and a man/woman rub shoulders together in a successive motion and ending in an awkward moment

Taylor had lindsay sex before class, and now his shoulder is baboon ass red.

by Austin November 30, 2004

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