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kung fu

A collection of fine martial arts which, thanks to thousands of matrix fanboys and anime-fags, has come to represent a massive group of jerkasses and idiots who think that a fancy school is the secret to combat. The result is a huge crowd of white kids who, having not spent anywhere near enough time training, go and pick fights with other people who don't know kung-fu, but DO know a decent right cross. I'm sure that, given time, it is powerful and deadly, but 90% of the time, the kid across from you is just going to pull some 'combatative flower arranging' type bullshit until you kick him in the head, at which point, he'll fall over and cry that you didn't hit him in a blockable fashion.

An Amazing Martial Art that has been ruined by faggots.

See also: Pretty Much every other fighting style. Except Tae-Bo, Tae-Bo is the secret to victory.

by Austin May 22, 2004

100πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž


yngwie malmsteen

A guitarist from Sweden which his name we couldn't pronounce. Arguably the best shredder there is.

A: Hey, that Yngwie Malmsteen guy is fuckin' awsome.
B: Hell ya, but what's witht he weight issue lately?

by Austin January 1, 2005

93πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


home star runner

sawm won hoo hass mawsh mewwo bains

shawwwwn awr ess a oowm staw wunna

by Austin December 5, 2003

15πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


brivle

Spit or BBQ set to cook out on

Do your toasting on the brivle out back

by Austin March 20, 2005


Empathy

Seeing things from another persons perspective, and putting oneself into thier position.

He could empathise with his friends loss.

by Austin November 9, 2003

353πŸ‘ 160πŸ‘Ž


freaks and geeks

The best show that WAS on TV. Cancelled after one season. Now can be found on DVD at freaksandgeeks.com or freaksandgeeksdvd.com

If we lived in a perfect world, Freaks and Geeks would have taken the place of Friends and run for however many million seasons Friends did, since Freaks and geeks was a far superior show. At the same time, Friends would never exist or only be shown to inmates in prison as punishment.

by Austin August 24, 2004

355πŸ‘ 104πŸ‘Ž


sexual frustration

When you can't "get her wet." In other words your girl's pussy is so loose and nasty, that you can't reach a climax and ejaculate.

I met this whore, and she was so used that she caused my worst case of SEXUAL FRUSTRTRATION ever!

by Austin December 1, 2003

44πŸ‘ 255πŸ‘Ž