Maelstrom

Absolut Ownage.

Damn, The Maelstrom's 1339.

17👍 111👎

hoodwinker

An extremely talented JA/JO player who lives somewhere in Canada. See Own or Gay.

1) Hoodwinker just owned me. 2) Hoodwinker is a Canadian bastard.

55👍 14👎

damp paper towels

a type of japanese food. looks like green spam ( a bit like spinache)

'my god what can i have for dinner?'

'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'

'dude! fuck yeah!'

4👍 9👎

jizz mopper

An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.

Ted is the jizz mopper at the Pink Poodle. He wears shoes with lots of traction.

317👍 144👎

catwoman

When a person unexpectetedly has the urge to take their belt off and start whipping other people around them.

He did a catwoman on me!

105👍 56👎

motor buggie

what them british people call cars

Englishman: wot wot ol' bean, how about we go for a ride in my motor buggie?

4👍 13👎

clown shoes

Something that is ridiculous in its appearance or existence.

That hoopdashit is fucking clown shoes my nizzle!

224👍 82👎