im not sure whether its bleeding any more

the phrase used to express the feeling of insecurity of ones ear

'u know my ear? im not sure whether its bleedong any more.'

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absofuckinlutely

Confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true.

Did your dog pee on my lawn Joe? Absofuckinlutley!

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Walpole

the coolest, best person ever!!

Mike: i got an A on my math test!
Matt: way to go, you're a real Walpole!!

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blue balls

The aching of testicles brought about by partial sexual deprivation or lack of poontang.

That skanky ho-bag left me with a mad case of blue balls!

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manseir

a device meant to hold in the massive moobs of an overweight man so he doesn't seem so fat. This product also has other names such as the Stevie-Wonder Bra

Rothman has such big man titties he needs a manseir

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fuzznashiznickled

1. Really, seriously, incredibly drunk.
2. Relatively more drunk than one who is trizzarkled.

Fuzznashiznickled as ever, the sot exclaimed, "Hey, man. Your clock won't flush."

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^-^

A stupid 'smiley' used by japanese obsessed westerners over the internet

If this stupid fucking face was a person, I'd kick it in the back of the head

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