nirvana

Band that brought rock back in the early 90's. First off people dont like Kurt Kobain because he is dead. He didnt like his popularity and hated his song "smells like teen spirit for the popularity it brought him" He didnt trick anyone to like him. In fact his most known album "Nevermind" was almost named "sheep" to make fun of people who ran to the stores to buy what the world told them was good. No you cant make better riffs and lyrics dude or you would be a famous dead guy. Sure the bland split of years ago but Jimmi hendrix and alice in chains are broke up to due to the death of there lead singers but this will not change the imprint they left on the music world.

Forver in debt to your priceless advice-Heartshaped box

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President

The term for what has become a mockery of the highest office in the land.

see also "fearmonger"

Turn on the news to see the president trying to scare more people into voting for him.

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Dick-chameleon

A penis that can blend in its surroundings and adjust its color accordingly. Some consider this an animal and refuse to believe there are people who can camouflage their genital when desired.
It is also believed that foreign intelligence agencies make use of these invisible cocks to spy on people's bedrooms. It is assumed that James Bond used his own special dick-chameleon to shoot photos of secret locations, such as missile silos, terrorists and Womens' pussies...

Sometimes it is used as an assassination tool. Due to its mounting abilities, the average Dick-chameleon can be equipped with laser beams or in some cases (Black cock) a rocket launcher.

The only way to detect this lethal weapon is the spray known as "Dick-Dector".

Terrorist: "Hey man, did you hear something?"
Terrorist 2: "Someone is watching us!"
Terrorist: "Or something... It must be one of those 22 inch DICK-CHAMELEONS!!! God help us!!!"

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Parabolistic

referring to a member or act thereof of a supercratic coolistic organization developed to ease the tensions of life in central Jersey.

Yo, that tuggy run was Parabolistic.
Human sparklers are Parabolistic.

Examples of known parabolistics: Beef, Benjaford, Brownie, The Panther Keeper, Netty, Pasqi

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Crotchy toke

Ben and kims word! (c)
when your stoned it just means stuff!!!
it means everything!

your such a crotchy toke!

London

In the words of Alan Partridge
"Home of Ungrateful Bastards"
Annoying Cockney Breeding Ground
Everyone outside of London hates the place

"Hub of cosmopolitan fun...balls...breeding ground for people nearly as annoying as the French"

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wacky backy

Used by Kurnel Krool and JTG in the song 'Wacky Backy' which talks about mums smokin weed!

"Your Mom Smokes The Wacky Backy"

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