cahones

1. balls, man's testes

2. to have guts

Lick my cahones
He has got big cahones

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Sam Adams

The finest American Beer, and my write-in for president

I drank a sixxer of Sam during the Pats game

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cingular

Lowest dropped calls my fucking ass.

Me: "Hey, Jeff?"

Jeff: Hey, what's u-"

Me: "WTF! i've been raped by cingular again!"

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College Confidential

Among the worst websites on the internet. A place to go where you can read about snotty geniuses who feel the need to brag in the ultimate attempt to make the "average high school student" feel pity on the themselves. An absolutely awful website that privileges and celebrates the Ivy League-Potential student, while completely forgetting about everyone else.

Jonathan from New York: Hello, my name is Jonathan from New York. I was wondering if I could get into any college in the entire universe with these *shitty* grades and these terrible credentials. Will someone please help me!? Here goes: 5.0 GPA (on 4.0 scale); 1600 SATs; participated in every club in my high school; Started 12 new clubs/became Club President of each respective one; was Valedictorian of my class; participated in Community Service; Volunteered all over the place; Held jobs at 8 different workplaces; Wrote an amazing College Application essay; Teachers wrote excellent recommendations about me/sent those to the colleges; participated as Captain of every available high school sport team; played 4 different instruments/played in Jazz Band/Orchestra/Marching Band/Symphony Band/Choir... Oh yeah, and my high school is ranked #1 in the entire country.... WHAT ARE MY CHANCES PEOPLE!?!? HELP ME!! I'm just so worried, and I probably won't even get into the nearby Community College!! HEEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!

ME: You ignoramus!!!

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LOST

The best fricken show that has ever aired on television.........if u haven't watched it u better start....IT THE BEST SHOW!!!!

LOST is the best show on t.v.!

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pip

an annoying addition to a sentence, spoken by someone with a misfunctional vagina

Well aint that a pip guys....

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tagmonkey

Someone who manipulates HTML mark-up for artistic purposes such as over at www.tagmonkey.com

I was just tagmonkeying around with the colspan tags to get the icon aligned right of the clear gif colour field

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