A fog frog is a sex position. You play one single round of leap frog and then blow a fog/air horn up ur opponent's ass
Michael really new how to fog frog last night
When you go out to walk your dog, and you get dragged around by him/her.
Old guy: lol who is walking who?
Mike: shut up please?
Old guy: *yelling* YOUR GETTING DOG-WALKED!
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Those super creaky stairs that sound like a fucking fire truck is in the house
Me: I was coming downstairs to use the bath room, until I remembered about those fucking firetrucks
Friend: grandma's stairs?
Me: yea there so loud
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When you or your friend gets out of the water at a beach and pus on some crok flip-flops
Ok, Timmy, let's go. *puts of croks* "SQEAK" DAMN IT, TIMMY! take off those sqeak-flops!
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Kind, beautiful, loyal, kind. If your name is somehow Kendra Ashley, then your meh fam
Wow she's really a Kendra Ashley
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Raichuing is when you clip your testies to a car battery and cum in a girl. While you cum it will electrocute her vag for the ultimate orgasm. The last step is to scream "RAICHU!!!" While you are doing it.
Ash: yo, Brock, I did some serious raichuing to some jigglypuffs, wanna come and do it too?
Brock: nah I'm good fam
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A smackable-face is when some one looks at you, encouraging for you to smack there sassy face
Damnit billy, don't give me the 'smackable-face', or you know what's gonna happen!