Early wood is what you experience when you wake up with a long lasting erection
Kermanshah: good morning. What are you hiding in your pants so early?
Michael: oh nothing ma, just got some early wood
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Raichuing is when you clip your testies to a car battery and cum in a girl. While you cum it will electrocute her vag for the ultimate orgasm. The last step is to scream "RAICHU!!!" While you are doing it.
Ash: yo, Brock, I did some serious raichuing to some jigglypuffs, wanna come and do it too?
Brock: nah I'm good fam
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A smackable-face is when some one looks at you, encouraging for you to smack there sassy face
Damnit billy, don't give me the 'smackable-face', or you know what's gonna happen!
Shlip shlop is what Bill Cosby says, indicating a sucking noise. (Most likely a cock)
"Are you bout to shlip shlop my puddin pop?"
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Storm trooper paridise
They be like: FUCK YEA ITS FRIDAY AT THE DEATHSTAR!
When you or your friend gets out of the water at a beach and pus on some crok flip-flops
Ok, Timmy, let's go. *puts of croks* "SQEAK" DAMN IT, TIMMY! take off those sqeak-flops!
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Kind, beautiful, loyal, kind. If your name is somehow Kendra Ashley, then your meh fam
Wow she's really a Kendra Ashley
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