Clownshoe

The ultimate weapon of choice

"he was packing a clownshoe when Danny Rodriguez was killed at the DmV"

10👍 53👎

Ikaruga

A Japanese Space Shooter for the Sega Dreamcast and Gamecube. Very underrated and underadvertised.

I was playing Ikaruga, the best space shooter since Galaga.

41👍 11👎

chesticle

the pecks of a man

"don't hit me in the chesticles"

18👍 33👎

Game Boy Advance

The forgetton system, as everyone is too busy concerning themselves with PS2, X-Box, and Gamecube.

The Game Boy Advance is great for long car rides.

80👍 36👎

all blacks

the epitome of rugby success, the yardstick by which all other countries measure themselves, and they all fall short

"The All Blacks have just won the 2003 Rugby World Cup"

112👍 53👎

Pacelli

Small high school in Wisconsin

I'd rather not go to my high school, Pacelli.

13👍 33👎

the fart & flour test

n. A simple test to rank the obesity of others.

(Upon observation of a really fat bastard)
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"

5👍 7👎