mah dick

Mah Dick is My Dick. As in one's Penis.

Hey yo beeyotch, suck m'dick.

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shebang

a complete instance of something; all of something

That girl is the whole shebang.

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whoo kid

G Unit's official DJ. If it isn't Whoo Kid, it isn't official. He is known for yelling "Damn!" or 'Can't forget" in songs for no reason. There are also plenty of random gun shots. The most annoying thing is when there is a gun shot, then he yells "Damn! Bring that back!" and the whole verse repeats. Still, his tapes are hot!

{Over lyrics that I want to hear}"Damn!"

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rustache

Thick black hair surrounding the rectal orifice.

Last night Mike asked Tommy to give him a rustache ride.

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bmx

sport often left out of public skateparks for bullshit reasons...
enforced by 26 year old pedifiles named willy

i bike now let me in willy, or ill get the cops on u 4 havin sex with that 8 year old

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LMIRL

lets meet in real life

banginchik9283: im paris hilton's twin sister
me: LMIRL

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last samurai

when in the process of eating a stack of pancakes, the final pankake usually soaked in syrup, is known as the last samurai.

are you going to finish the last samurai? nah, ive already had enough pancakes.

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