writin' stick

rural slang used to describe a writing utensil such as a pen or pencil

Hang on BILLY JOE GET MY DAMN WRITIN' STICK

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Hampster Dance

A stupid, pointless website, with rows of "hampsters" dancing to a sped-up clip stolen from a Disney movie. Was the basis for a variety of "dance" sites, with fish, cows, stick men, you name it.

Hampsterdance is for bored people with WAY too much time on their hands!

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vrooky

A term describing brakes when they go out.

I crashed my car 'cause my brakes went vrooky on top of the hill.

verbindo

From the latin, verbindoclearis, meaning to clear a blocked drain with ones mouth, a verbindo is defined as performing fellatio on the arse.

Teacher: "Giles get up, you silly boy!"
Giles: "But Miss, i had to get down low to give her the verbindo!"

bumgasm

to have an orgasm 'up the arse'.

my dad gives better bumgasms than your dad does

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snizard

A cross between a snake and lizard. Resembles a snake that sprouted legs.

Oh my god, it's a snizard!

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Gemen

Opposite of semen. The gooey substance that comes out of a gay man's erect penis.

Jordan C. guzzled the Gemen off his couch cushions although his mother sat in a large puddle of it.

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