froo

pretentious, gaudy, expensive

My mother bought that froo doily at the boutique.

Also; froolish;froolishness

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Cork It

To shove an obect in a persons orfus to keep them from, talking, farting, shitting, pissing, etc.

-I was on the freeway when I really had to piss, I had to cork it.
-You run your damn mouth all the time, cork it!

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Christmas present

Also known as a gunt.

That girl should wrap up that Christmas present she's carrying.

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fagitism

The practice of disappointing your father by being a faggot

I noticed your son is in the play at school, he must have caught the bug of fagitism.

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electric fence

Something that should not be urinated on.

When nature's callin' don't be stallin'
Use your common sense.
Before you let it flow find a place to go, just Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence!

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WTP

What the phuck?

Used by Phish Phreaks. Alternative to WTF

What the phuck is his problem?

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gungus

1.An unknown, strange contagious skin disease, sometimes called jungle rot.

2. Filth, dirt

Hey! Get away from me with that gungus! That's gross!

I wonder how anyone could live in such gungus.

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