tub of lard

A person who is so fat and/or disgusting that the very sight of them invokes images of a giant vat filled with congealed animal fat.

Kate is so f-ing disgusting. What the he@l does that tub of lard think she is doing. She is not hot enough to get away with saying that.

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Half-Life 2

Sequel to the most linear shooter ever. (you know f(x)=x)
Seriously, this game is too fucking linear.

Example:
You have a crowbar (gun "1"), it takes out enemy "A" (first enemy encountered) with realtive ease.
Enemy "B" comes along, the crowbar does not work well against enemy "B"...
So you find gun "2", it is effective at killing enemy "B" and anything lower than enemy "B"...
Enemy "C" comes along and the process repeats until you get some god-like gun that kills everything.

Great A.I.?
My ass...
The A.I. is dumb as shit, if the fucking thing sees you it will stay still wherever it is and shoot at you no matter where you go or what gun it has.
If you want insane A.I. give HALO 2 in legendary a spin, THAT is good A.I.

Its does have good graphics, but I still prefer the Unreal Engine 2 (UT2K4), its more flexible and powerful.
However, no one gives a shit about graphics if the game sucks ass. (except fanboys and graphics whores).

I'm not saying this is a bad game, but from a gameplay stance, this is piss poor. Truly good gameplay resembles TLG's System Shock 2. This game dissapoints, just like the first.

"OMGZOR!!!111 N00B ITS GOT AMAZIN PHISIKS AN SHYT!one!1 AND TEH GRAVTY GUN ROXORS LMAO ILL PWN JOO!!!111oneone HL2 IS GAWD!"
~ HL fanboy, the worst kind

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qurr

1) A douche bag with no nuts.
2)Jordann.

Jordann is such a qurr.

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Big Bird

A large Caucasian female with an unusually large, malformed behind. Tends to wear yellow clothing and mumble incoherently. See also Skank Biscuit

Hey Big Bird come here and fix this server.

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assholery

Actions or behavior consistent with being an asshole

I was fired in my boss's latest fit of assholery.

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Fassy

Of Jamaican origin
1. Faggot, homosexual, gay man, battyman
2. A man acting like a bitch, weak, wuss

1. Me no like no fassy!
Translation: I don't like faggots!

2. Stop gwaan like a fassy!
Translation: Stop acting like a little bitch

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crawesome

a mix of cool and awesome, for those of you who dont know the REAL source of this word, it originated in palmer, said by a kid named thorton depriest.

ahhh thorton, you were crawesome last night!

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