assholery

Actions or behavior consistent with being an asshole

I was fired in my boss's latest fit of assholery.

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Chode

A pubic hair.

You ought to shave your chodes dude.

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oldist

Someone who is racist toward old people.

also see oldest

an "old person" extremest who wants to get rid of people over the age of 52.

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yagay

A shortened version of "you're gay" ... Useful under circumstances when the person you are describing is very homosexual, as the term is a palindrome and can be pronounced both frontwards and backwards

Yagay frontwards and backwards. Any way you look at it, yagay.

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Yagay

You're gay ... a palindrome, can be said frontwards and backwards to the same effect

Yagay. And Yagay backwards

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creal

a bastardized version of the word surreal, meaning "dreamlike"

daym, dat bitch is creal!
meaning

hey, that girl is surreal!

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Shlits

A most extreme case of "the Shits."
To be shitting uncontrolably.

-My belly hurts, I think I have the Shlits!
-I'm not eating that, that stuff gives me the Shlits!

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