valve oil

Oil used to lubricate the valves of a brass-wind instrument.

My valves are sticking. Where's my valve oil?

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smooth jazz

See muzak.

Smooth jazz is great for elevators, cubicles, and the dentist's office.

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Fishing Pole

A sex act in which the woman is sitting on the man's lap with her back facing his chest. When the man reaches climax, he drops her off the end of his pole along with the other fishies.

After meeting Maxine in a bar, Darren took her back to his place and fish poled her.

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code red

A military term used when "justice" is to be served in a unit.

Col. Jesep, did you order the code red. I want the truth.
You can't handle the truth.

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Minnesnowta

The state of Minnesota between the months on October and April.

Brrrr! I'm from Minnesnowta! Yah, sure you betcha!

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Jobber

Someone who is no longer a noob, but still has the skills of a noob

hahah, jobber, I pwned you!

that mike guy, is a jobber!

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Tozz

1. (v) to flip a vehicle upside down, rubber side up, especially a convertible
2. (v) to wreck, damage, break, crash, or destroy in part, or whole a vehicle.

hey, keep it rubber side down, dont tozz your new convertible.

"oh damn! did you see that nascar race? they had 2 drivers tozz their cars right on turn 3!"

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