Smiley

Possum. (usually dead)

"That there's a smiley" (points to possum, usually dead on the side of the road, smiling)

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Citizen Trump

A defeated, twice impeached former president who no longer has the power to humiliate and embarrass the United States of America and its inhabitants.

Hey look! There goes Citizen Trump on his golf cart! I hope he goes over par on his own golf course.

China Claus

China Claus is the fictitious person who brings a Christmas gift in which the contents disclaimer reads, “Specific colors and contents may yary from illustrations, pls in kind prevail.”

Wow! Look at these amazing toothbrushes that China Claus brought me! Good thing I know how to brush my teeth because these directions don’t make any sense!