petrosexual

A term used to describe someone who constantly stares at the asses of those of the opposite sex. This is usually followed by hand gestures and repeated nudging any companions nearby.

"Oh man check out that ass. Pffffft. Man i was to tap that man honestly guy, yo guy check out that ass..."

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Hephaestus

greek god who was so ugly he was thrown out of olympus and into the ocean, where he was crippled.
all he did there was make weapons for the better gods.

his roman name was vulcan,
lucky for him, he was also god of fire

you"i gotta do a report on hephaestus"
me"cool" you"i think his other name was vulcan..." me"the kawasaki?"
you"no the cripple"

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madon

n. genius, a truely gifted person

He is such a madon. This boy was born to be a madon.

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caravaggio

no doofus, he was an artist. read the whole banner ad, it's talking about not enough art being in our schools.

when people think caravaggio is a guy from the sopranos, there's not enough art in our schools. blah blah, give us money.

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sex object

someone who is used by another person just for sex. Nothing more and nothing less.

matt: what ya up too?
courtney: nothing
matt: wanna have sex?
courtney: ok, now?
matt: ya
courtney: be right over

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Jose

Biggest FUCKBOY

Jose is a FUCKBOY

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master blaster

where a dude splits a rock with a crackhead while she sux his dick.

Yeah I got a rock I'll smoke wit you but I need to get a master blaster.

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