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A province of Canada (which is not part of USA, you dumb fuck heads) in which French is the number one language. Inhabitants (Québécois) love hockey just like other canadians. Their ancestors were French from France, but they we're conquered in 1759 by England because France army sucked ass. People from Quebec are kinda patriotic and that's why they want to show who they are to the rest of Canada.
1. I went to Quebec and I had to buy a French-English berlitz because everything is in french over there.
2. Quebec is damn cool; parties everywhere!
3. Quebec's chicks are damn hot.
8 foot sativa is a kick ass metal band from new zealand. they are really cool.
"you heard the 8ft song destined to be dead? fuck it's the shit."
when you "perform oral sex" on a man... hell I don't know. you know, when you gobble a goose. the goose is the penis. penises sort of look like geese...from a distance
When Charlie gobbled the goose, it tasted like chicken.
On a cold, winter night Harry was alone. I was alone. What the hell, no one would find out, so I gobbled his goose for fun.
The most difficult instrument to master (not play, but master), with challenging left-right hand coordination. It has a pleasent sound with four strings tuned in fifths. Violinists are generally smart people or slackers like Charlie.
Charlie is the assistant concertmaster for his school orchestra and has only being playing for five years.
Charlie is so fucking good at the violin. Did you hear him play Symphonie Espagnole flawlessly?
Lumi is a better violinist than Charlie will ever be.
Athletic shoes: frequently seen misspelling of adidas.
I just got a new pair of addidas shelltoes.
a grotesque, non-specific venereal affliction of a loathesome nature, frequently characterized by red, itching skin with a slimy feel and foul odor. Often caused by poor hygiene.
My roommate got his gleety schlong all over the toilet seat; now I must disinfect it.
Best and coolest place in the world. Located at Lake Chateaugay in New York State-1 hour drive from Montreal
Sally: Yo, here are you going this summer???
Bob: Im going to camp Chateaugay god dammit!