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nuts, cock, and vagina!

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aw snap

oh-shit, i f*CKED UP

aw snap i shoved it in and she started to cry

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dramameter

A measureing device used to measure the amount of drama involved in a situation or person. The measurement is in the form of a number, 1 being the least amount of drama and 10 being the highest.

Stay away from that girl her dramameter is on 10!

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WENIS

a penis

Dude, show me your WENIS!!!

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Chardonnay

classic name for an essex girl, or any other shaz/chav etc's daughter, ie the little kids who have been born to cheap slappers, usually while the cheap slappers are in their teens, in the noughties, especially since footballer's wives started. Always done in an attempt to make them look 'pawsh innit'

shawon had a little babby gawl de ova day.she cawled her chardonnay innit

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Downers Grove

A suburb of Chicagoland divided into the North and South sides. The North side is home to the Main Street area and many historical landmarks, whereas the South side is dominated by large stores like Target, and has the High School with the better football team.

This area is predominantly home to families who are quite wealthy, especially towards the top of the hill on the South Side, and the entire North Side. There are hardly any apartment buildings, and all of the old, ranch-style homes are being torn down to make room for monstrous three-level mansions.

By far, the hottest properties in Downers Grove are on Fairmount Avenue, a tranquil offshoot of the very busy 55th Street.

The two High Schools, Downers Grove North and Downers Grove South are bitter rivals. The South mascot is the Mustang, and the North is the Trojan.

Hopefully, all of the rich people in this area and other wealthy areas such as Naperville and Glen Ellyn will be abducted by aliens by the year 2006.

When Billy's father won the lottery, he made a little, old lady in Downers Grove move out of her house so he could build a mansion for his family on her lot.

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Hephaestus

greek god who was so ugly he was thrown out of olympus and into the ocean, where he was crippled.
all he did there was make weapons for the better gods.

his roman name was vulcan,
lucky for him, he was also god of fire

you"i gotta do a report on hephaestus"
me"cool" you"i think his other name was vulcan..." me"the kawasaki?"
you"no the cripple"

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