excentuation

It’s a silly misspelled/mispronounced word slow people use when they mean accentuation.

He used excentuation of the words to help the person understand.

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Viola

An instrument played by people who aren't any good at the violin and never will be.

There's a lot more violin concerti than Viola concerti because Violas aren't as good as violins.

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Kib

Kib, meaning a poker player of intensely obese proportions, originally stemming from the great 1940s player Luke “fatboy” Kibosh. Due to the popularity explosion of online poker, the term has been used as an insult or “flame” towards players who take a long time to play their hand.

“zzzzz just play you KIB”

Or past tense “yeah I have improved my general eating habits, lost a lot of weight, and play poker a lot faster now, but I was a kib”

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8 foot sativa

8 foot sativa is a kick ass metal band from new zealand. they are really cool.

"you heard the 8ft song destined to be dead? fuck it's the shit."

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Ible

a suffix added to a root word. If the rootword is a complete word add -able if it is incomplete add -ible. (Exceptions include digestible, flexible, responsible, irritable, inevitable, and contemptible.)

Vis + ible = visible
poss + ible = possible

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porch monkey

a derogatory way of describing an person of African decent

hey porch monkey--you got the money you owe me for the crack rock I sold you?

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Gobble the Goose

when you "perform oral sex" on a man... hell I don't know. you know, when you gobble a goose. the goose is the penis. penises sort of look like geese...from a distance

When Charlie gobbled the goose, it tasted like chicken.
On a cold, winter night Harry was alone. I was alone. What the hell, no one would find out, so I gobbled his goose for fun.

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