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Alternate form of dear, usually used to express shock or consternation.
Oh dir! He really fucked it up this time!
An inhumanly disturbing birth defect. A victim would have extremely hard, bleach-white skin, and possibly red blotches near its eyes. As the word harlequin suggests, it has abnormally-shaped skin which breaks off easily, as well as odd-looking lips. It does not live to be very long, as it loses too much blood.
Seriously, PLEASE don't look it up. I know I sound like a chicken, but believe me, there is nothing worse I have seen in my entire life.
It is hard to believe that the harlequin fetus is human.
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a girl who will basically do anything sexual, anywhere at anytime.
"this girl Natalie is such a go liver"
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The awesome band that sings Bad Touch, mainly knowns as Discovery Channel.
The Bloodhound Gang fucking rock
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When you crap in some bitches beaver.
Last night this I crapped in this bitches beaver!!!!!!
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An amphibious creature found on the island of tedualra. This creature is seen only when a 3 frogs explode simultaniously. The mockintreff is invisible to the naked eye. This creature is thought to be the cause of every happening on the island of Tedualra.The Mockintreff crops up many times in faerie tales and is said to eat children. The truth is that the Mockintreff likes nothing more than a cocker spaniel for a snack. The mockintref's true form has never been discovered (due to a shortage of explodable frogs)and all acounts of sighting this creature have been different. This is due to the mockintreff only being seen how the person expects them to look.
"There i was ploughing the field with bill my dog when a naked woman came up to me, ate bill and disapeared in a puff of dust!"
Small asorted color/flavor candy contained in a small box (each box is 2.25 oz.) Now available in tropical.
At the theater, a box of dots will cost about $35.
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