Sister Mary Norbert

a mean principal from a crappy ass school. Also known as Captain Dyke

Stupid Captain Dyke gave me the six foot rule for hugging someone. How gay is that?

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homocidal monkey

the green paper mache monkey sitting in chrissy's closet. he carries the dreaded banana of complete and utter DOOM, in which he likes to stab people with when they are asleep. "DIEDIEDIE"

p.s. HE'S BLIND!!!

..seven days.. is doomsday.. the homocidal monkey is going to.. EAT YOU. k bye.

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frissbee

What do you get when you mix a (crazy) goat and a homeless drug addict?
"beastiality" (and waxed hair)...
he he he

-The British Museum "Little Book of Erotica"

frisbee jumped off the diving board and nearly landed on the jamaican below

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thursday

AMAZING band. Geoff is a lyrical genius and the band as a whole kicks arse! Check them out!

Thursday will one day rule the world.

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chippy

one that looks as cute as a chipmunk.

Hi Chippy, I miss you.

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Abuh

To be disapproving of something or someone. Also to show jealousy. Could also be used as another version of the sarcastic phrases "yea right" or "Whatever".

Crystal thought she knew more about music than me, abuh.

person 1 "Sarah is coming over"
person 2 "Abuh!"

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Mayer Hater

A stupid person who doesnt have anything better to do than say rude and untrue things about John Mayer. >(

I suggest you shut the fuck up and go on with your life.

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