Splooge Graffiti

Act of creating artwork with ones semen.

The only down side to living with two guys is that they leave the Splooge Graffiti for me to find.

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Iowa Gas Pump

While having sex pull out and fart in the girls pussy then continue having sex. She will then queef out the cum.

"My bitch let me give her an Iowa Gas Pump for my birthday"

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caktard

1. a retarted or deformed penis. abnormal in shape, size or feel,

2. offensive critisism,

(also see cak, tard)

1. my doctor says i have a "caktard"

2. blake is a caktard for hitting my car

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pt

A military abbreviation for physical training, which can be anything from a series of push-ups, jumping jacks, sit-ups, running, etc that is usually done in formation or with a group of other military personnell

"Our squad does PT right before revellie"

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ems

An acronym used for the phrase "eat my shit." Often used by people who get pwn3d by newbies in Tribes.

EMS U FUXNIG N00B!!!1111shiftshiftshift

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Led Zeppelin

The greatest rock band that ever existed who's first album was released in 1969. With Rober Plant on lead vocals, Jimmy Page on guitar, John Bonham on drugs, I mean drums, and John Paul Jones on the bass. Jimmy Page and John Bonham are the best guitarist and best drummer ever, respecitively. Led Zeppelin broke up in 1979 with the death of John Bonham. Every word and every note of every Led Zeppelin song is pure genius. Their songs rock harder everytime I listen to them.

Led Zeppelin wrote "The Song Remains the Same"

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singed nut hairs

Pubes that have been singed

my nut hairs are on fire, they are singed.

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