Led Zeppelin

The greatest rock band that ever existed who's first album was released in 1969. With Rober Plant on lead vocals, Jimmy Page on guitar, John Bonham on drugs, I mean drums, and John Paul Jones on the bass. Jimmy Page and John Bonham are the best guitarist and best drummer ever, respecitively. Led Zeppelin broke up in 1979 with the death of John Bonham. Every word and every note of every Led Zeppelin song is pure genius. Their songs rock harder everytime I listen to them.

Led Zeppelin wrote "The Song Remains the Same"

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singed nut hairs

Pubes that have been singed

my nut hairs are on fire, they are singed.

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sika flah

(two meanings)

(1) an expression. namely used when shanking somebody.

(2) turn it around and say it backwards (halfakis, or half a kiss)

(1) SIKA FLAH!! Die fucker!!

(2) sika flah now, and sika flah later

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Shawezz

an ugly motherfucker with tons of pimples and bloddy zits that looks like a weezel.

that kevin is a shawezz.

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Pharrell

kick-ass muthafucker

I dont wanna sound fulla myself or rude...

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1111

king killer

ima tru blu 1111.....cappen off lk's

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buck

buck has three definitions:
1. A dollar (aka a bone)
2. To steal
3. A sexual position in which the girl is lying on her back, and her legs are held straight up in the air. The male partner lays on his side, poking her puss while holding her legs up. When the legs are up and held together, this position makes an otherwise loose pussy tight.

Dude, I slammed her in the buck last night and nutted all over her hamstrings!

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