fazizzle

Something Fran Drescher says in an Old Navy commercial because she thinks it will make people want to shop at Old Navy more although what it really does is make you want to take her stupid little red toothbrush and ram it up her nostril into her skull and maybe, if you're lucky, you won't have to hear that annoying voice anymore.

Yeah and my shizzles gone fazizzle!

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Shamu

the act of being very fat and when people compare you to the whale "shamu"

That girls looks like shamu's twin.

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fuck'a'tear

adj.; boys that act like smart asses commonly known as Stratton! ---

When they don't read properly to see that what I posted actually said "SOUTH AMERICA!" they can fuck'a'tear for me!

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fuck friend

A friend you have casual sex with only for the purpose of having sex. Romantic feelings for one another are not present.

Mindy and Bob have sex together but only as friends.

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Pakkotoisto

Spontanious situation at the gym when a athlete forces himself to lift or obeys a command to lift weight once more just when he is totally exhausted during the performance. This method is recognised to boost muscle growth. Junior users of pakkotoisto often try to identify Seniors by drawing a invisible "P" on their palm at the gym.

vielä menee, vielä menee yks senkin ämmä

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dkt

im the fucking JAWS OF LIFE i tear that shit apart with my teeth, hydrolaucis aint got shit on my jaw

there was a car accident call DESKTRUKT we need the snaggle tooth!

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gay ban

Imitation Ray Ban sunglasses.

"Dude those are sweet Ray Bans"
"Nah they're Gay Bans. I go 'em at the flea market for 10 bucks"

See also: Joakley (Oakley), Fauxllé(Bollé) and Likely (Nike)

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