pat, pat, splendid, THWAP

A reference to the infamous fisting scene in the film, Caligula, in which Caligula pats the arse of a young man, pronounces it splendid and then buries his wrist in it.

Use in any case where it seems fit.

Generally quoted whenever the words pat or splendid are used or any references to patting

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leeching

To download without giving anything in return, esp. a huge file. To suck (bandwidth) dry, as a leech would.

Also: 'leech-light' - the HD activity light when on 'full'.

I'm leeching a movie from this guy.

Getting a good rate - my leech-light is on solid!

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functional alcoholic

a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.

that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.

Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?

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president

A person with a high political standing, but not necessarily power. In most democracies, presidents are elected to the position.

A notable example where the president is not elected is the United States of America (as of 2003).

And... I thought the president should be elected in this democracy of ours... but, well. It almost seems like the Soviet Union all over again.

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hamma

another word for a gun

A dog, pass me my hamma, I'm bout to get this bama!

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MOCADOP

Mothers of Co-Ed's against drunk old perverts.

A bitter old mother that is jealous of the attention her college age daughter or other co-ed females receive from older men.

I was tailgating with these college babes when this MOCADOP showed up, grabed one of the girls, told me to act my age and left with girl she grabbed.

woot

interjection Use “woot” whenever you feel you need a little pep in your step or bounce to your.. uhh.. ounce.

that party was awesome! haha woot.

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