kittens

badass shoes

check out my new kittens

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ass-fro

copious amounts of hair on your ass

Man, I can almost braid your ass-fro, you need to go to the salon and get the back sack and crack special.

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hoobys

to have a crush on someone, to like, to have suspicions about someone liking

u got hoobys for her ey?

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kinfolk

relatives

My kinfolk live down in alabama.

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suveger

god Word to your mother

suveger is in the house

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God

A cool and froody guy. Shame about the assholes that think he is a great excuse to kill some people (what the fuck was the Crusades about!!?!?!?)

God: Thou Shalt Not Kill.
(six months later)....
God: I said, Thou Shalt NOT Kill, Doofus!!

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Jersey Redneck

A male from Southern New Jersey who somehow picked up a Deep Southern Accent and has a strange love for farm animals, Hunting, and Copenhagen. He also gets excited over Big Trucks and Big Woman.

We all know one of these!

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