cumfreak

Female who loves cum/sperm/semen/ejaculate.

Female who loves to perform oral sex and eat the cum. Loves to have cum on her face, neck, breasts, etc.

I'm telling you, my new girlfriend is damned cumfreak!

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british wink

penal ejactional by use of digits. must be a british girl.

then she reached down and had me drop trou so she could preform the british wink.

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im straight

no need for anyones fuckin appliance, as in you can leave me alone with that shit.

"wanna ride"-na, im straight

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chiffarobe

from "chiffonier" (dressmaker) and "wardrobe"; a free-standing tall piece of furniture used to hold clothing; includes a rod for hanging clothes and may include several drawers as well; usually two sides.

Her bustle was neatly folded and stored in the chiffarobe.

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Sprung

The act of a guy getting turned on. Referring to the dick "springing" into action.

After that Kiss from Liz I was SPRUNG!

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fudder mukker

Fudder mucker, an amusing change to mother fukker , used in contexts when its socially unacceptable to call a fellow dude a mother fucker.

in the presence of a little sister T steals Dans joint
Dan Say, Wait your turn fudder mucker
Little girl You said mother fukker im telling
Dan:No i didnt , i Said fudder mukker , however you swore and now im telling on you.
at this point the littlee sister should cryu . Highly amusing

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chatch

variation of chump

That guy's worse than a chump, he's a chatch.

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