jonk

it is neha!!

your such a jonk neha

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San Antonio

Not sinking, but rising. Now 9th biggest city in US. Better than ever.

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stink eye

a surfer term meaning a glare or lingering dirty look

when that dude stole my wave I gave him
total stink eye

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motor boat

When you blow a raspberry in between a girls tits, making a motor boat sound

Carol was so drunk the other night, I gave her a motor boat when she showed her tits

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NZ

it's Weed

Let's smoke some NZ

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knocked

To get busted

Like " That niggaz Tory just got knocked last week"

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linux

Wait while it compiles at the speed of light and windows users actually do things

Compiling a linux program takes longer then a windows crash and reboot...

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