2am bird

Last resort on a night out. Usually the overwight girls that are last on the dance floor. Also found in kebab shops & taxi ranks.

Rhys pulled another chunk last night!

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HIM

Is an amazing finnish band with lead singer Ville Valo. Love the album deep shadows and brilliant highlights. kicks ass. HIM is a goth band. My favorate band.

love metal

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came across

ejaculate over

I came across my girlfreind's face this morning while she was sleeping. Needless to say, she wasn't happy.

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To Blow a Clown

Anything (even loosely) associated with sex and circus. And midgets. And clowns, of course. Interrestingly, the act of "blowing a clown" happens a lot more often than one might think.

Clown 1: Hey Midget Bob! Check out my flower *spurt of semen*

Clown 2: Hee hehe heheh eheheh ehehehe hahah ahahahah ahah

Midget Bob: Harrr... that ain't no flower! It's a penis in disguise!!!

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corolla

sick car, goes hard pulls hoes

fuck man
bitches are all over the corolla

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WMFL

acronym for Wal-Mart Football League

You hear about Elyse? I think she's getting kicked out of the WMFL

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